Another Maymayism comes to mind...
I remember sitting her down and explaining what a cliche is. I chose walking a mile in someone's shoes. I spent quite awhile teaching her the concept, and making sure I fully explained it. I was pretty proud of myself with my obviously strong and beautifully put together lesson. I asked her if she understood. She looked up at me and said yes, but she would never do it. I was dumbfounded. So, I gritted my teeth and asked her why not. She looked at me and said, "I could never walk a mile in someone's shoes because they might have different feet than me and their shoes would hurt my feet. I don't like my feet to hurt."
When Maymay gets VERY angry she says, "Berry doesn't like you, and I don't either".