Maymay is singing the theme song from Titanic as loud as possible.  Mid-song she turns to me and asks:

Maymay: Why didn't James Cameron make a Titanic where Jack doesn't die?

Me: um...maybe he thought Jack was super annoying and wanted to get rid of him.

Maymay: I'm mad at him.

Me: (wondering what is possessing me to ask) Who are you mad at?

Maymay: James Cameron.  He shouldn't have killed Jack before making a movie showing his side of the story.  (she pauses and is obviously thinking hard) Or Cal.  Either Jack or Cal should have a Titanic story.

Yep.....this is my life.

Watching TV and a commercial comes on giving the fact that Old McDonald was a bad speller....

Maymay: They should get in trouble for giving false facts.

Me: Huh?

Maymay: Old McDonald wasn't a bad speller. He spells good. He just added ei-ei-o on the end of everything. That doesn't make him a bad speller. It makes him a bad ei-ei-o-er.

Me: um....ok.