Maymay: (deep sigh) I want a shirt with fun holes.
Me: (completely confused) Um...what the heck are talking about?
Maymay: (obviously pretty agitated with me) A FUN HOLE SHIRT.
Me: What? What is a fun hole shirt?
Maymay: (Holds up her hand to show me her shirt sleeve that has a THUMB hole in it) THIS!
Me: Do you want another shirt with a thumb hole? You know darn well that's for your thumb. Why are you calling it a fun hole shirt?
Maymay: Because my thumb has fun poking through my shirt.
Well, of course it does.