One of the most incredible people on the planet is my friend Kimmie. She is also Maymay's most favorite person. She invited Maymay over for the 4th of July since I'm working all day.
Me: Hey baby. Text Kimmie and see if I can drop you off on my way to work tomorrow.
Maymay: She asked what time.
Me: um...hows about 9am?
Maymay: She said ok. And guess what?
Me: um....aliens have landed on our street?
Maymay: You're NOT funny. Stop trying. Kimmie wants to watch Titanic wif me.
Me: Willingly? Did you offer her money?
Maymay: Nope. She asked me to bring the movie and we can watch it together. I didn't even ask. You should do that Momma. You should just watch wif me without me asking.
Me: Never gonna happen.
Maymay: And this is why Berry doesn't like you.
Me: Hey baby. Text Kimmie and see if I can drop you off on my way to work tomorrow.
Maymay: She asked what time.
Me: um...hows about 9am?
Maymay: She said ok. And guess what?
Me: um....aliens have landed on our street?
Maymay: You're NOT funny. Stop trying. Kimmie wants to watch Titanic wif me.
Me: Willingly? Did you offer her money?
Maymay: Nope. She asked me to bring the movie and we can watch it together. I didn't even ask. You should do that Momma. You should just watch wif me without me asking.
Me: Never gonna happen.
Maymay: And this is why Berry doesn't like you.
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