Me: Hey baby. Text Kimmie and see if I can drop you off on my way to work tomorrow.
Maymay: She asked what time.
Me: um...hows about 9am?
Maymay: She said ok. And guess what?
Me: um....aliens have landed on our street?
Maymay: You're NOT funny. Stop trying. Kimmie wants to watch Titanic wif me.
Me: Willingly? Did you offer her money?
Maymay: Nope. She asked me to bring the movie and we can watch it together. I didn't even ask. You should do that Momma. You should just watch wif me without me asking.
Me: Never gonna happen.
Maymay: And this is why Berry doesn't like you.