Thought you might appreciate it.
Maymay: He's too old for you. He is 241 years old. That is too old. Plus he's a vampire. You shouldn't date a vampire.
Me: um...taco quesadillas.
Maymay: WHAT? (obviously disappointed)
Me: Why? What's wrong? You like them.
Maymay: We're watching Buffy. BUFFY. We should be having steaks. Get it? STEAKS,
Me: ah...sorry hon. I get it.
Maymay: <sigh> You are usually good at that. That bad joke thing. Geez mommma.