Me: Oh, they are? Is that a good thing? (knowing darn well she ADORES Stuart the minion)
Maymay: YES. It is a good thing because it's a movie about minions. MINIONS! Everybody loves minions. They are adorable. They should have a movie about them. They are funny and silly. And lovable. And I still want scientists to make me a real minion. I want a minion and those scientists are smart and sciencey and should be able to figure out how to make me a minion. Gru did it. If he can do it scientists can do it. What else do they have to do?
Me: I don't know...save the world?
Maymay: (Looking very unimpressed) Yeah, well a minion is way better and it would be the best thing ever.
Me: Better than world peace?
Maymay: (thinking for a moment...) Yeah. Way funner.