Me: Sure hon. You feeling the need to see pigs race? (Yeah, I think I'm funny.)
Maymay: (deep sigh) NO. I wanna eat foods on a stick and they are good at state fairs.
Me: I can make you something hon. What do you want?
Maymay: I said I want good stuff so I want to go to a fair. Promise me we can go to a fair and eat lots of foods on a stick. Pweese? (Major begging and puppy dog eyes)
Yeah, this is the easiest promise I've ever made the kid.