I felt like it

Me: Will you get me some headache medicine?

Maymay: How many do you want?

Me: Four.

Maymay: No.

Me: What? Why?

Maymay: Because you only have two left.

Me: Then why in the world did you ask me how many I wanted?

Maymay: I felt like it. (She walked away laughing.)

Yep. This is my life.

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