Maymay: Momma. Can we do something fun today?
Me: Hon, I'm not going out in that slushy snowy mess, so find something you find fun and we can do it here.
Maymay: And you'll do it with me?
Me: (slightly distracted) Yes hon. Just find something.
Maymay walked to the living room and a few minutes later the level of my stupidity has become crystal clear. She has put on Titanic.