Maymay: She is wrong. (Maymay crosses her arms and is obviously frustrated.)
Maymay: Tigers don't roar. They chuff.
Me: um....What? What are you talking about?
Maymay: Tigers chuff. They do not roar. I learned that from We Bought a Zoo. Kelly teaches Rosie that tigers chuff. (Maymay makes chuffing sounds. At least I think these are chuffing sounds. I have NO idea.)
Maymay: She needs to know that tigers chuff.
Me: Who needs to know?
Maymay: (She suddenly SCREAMS......yeah, it was LOUD.) KATY PERRY! Tell her she is wrong. Tell her tigers chuff.
Me: um...ok. I'll get right on that.
So, um....anyone have Katy Perry's number and wanna tell her tigers chuff? Thanks.