me: Thanks hon. (as I'm finishing staple-gunning a blanket to the wall)
Maymay: Can we eat snacks in our fort?
Me: Yup. I'm gonna grab all kinds of goodies!
Maymay: There's only one thing that could make this ever better-er.
me: Oh yeah, what's that. (as the words left my mouth the dread set in...)
Maymay: I'm gonna put Titanic on.