making a blanket fort

Maymay:  Hey momma. I like our giant fort.

me:  Thanks hon. (as I'm finishing staple-gunning a blanket to the wall)

Maymay:  Can we eat snacks in our fort?

Me:  Yup. I'm gonna grab all kinds of goodies!

Maymay:  There's only one thing that could make this ever better-er.

me:  Oh yeah, what's that. (as the words left my mouth the dread set in...)

Maymay:  I'm gonna put Titanic on.

me:  &%#$@

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