That's not how that works

Maymay: I want to watch Titanic at the Franklin Institute Imax.

Me: Well, it's not playing there hon.

Maymay: So? I want to see it there. Can we go?

Me: Nope. It's not playing there. We can't just show up and demand to watch Titanic.

Maymay: Why not? Have you tried? They might say yes. I really want to see it in Imax.

Me: That's not how that works.

Maymay: (deep sigh...) You don't know that. You haven't tried.

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She then walked away from me shaking her head, obviously disappointed in me. Hopefully this means I don't have to spend my rare day off watching Titanic.

Yeah. Right.