
Me: Well, it's not playing there hon.
Maymay: So? I want to see it there. Can we go?
Me: Nope. It's not playing there. We can't just show up and demand to watch Titanic.
Maymay: Why not? Have you tried? They might say yes. I really want to see it in Imax.
Me: That's not how that works.
Maymay: (deep sigh...) You don't know that. You haven't tried.
Yeah. Right.