Me: Sure. What game?
Maymay: A new game. I just made it.
Me: Really? Ok. How do we play?
Maymay: I will tell you as we play. (She hits my nose.) I WIN!
Me: Wait a minute. We are playing a game that you just made up and I don't know the rules?
Maymay: (nodding her head) Uh huh.
Me: How am I supposed to play?
Maymay: I'll just tell you if you ever win.
Me: Are you going to keep changing the rules so you win?
Maymay: (laughing) Of course Mommy. That's the point of the game.
Well of course it is.