Me: Whatcha doing hon?
Maymay: Reading.
Let me pause here for a moment in this story. Maymay doesn't read voluntarily. It doesn't happen. PLUS, she was on the computer. So that was genuinely the last answer I expected.
Me: Okay. What are you reading?
Maymay: (Deep sigh like I was obviously bothering her.) The movie transcript of Pitch Perfect.
Me: Oh. (Pause for it to sink in.) Wait. What?
Maymay: I'm reading the movie as I watch the movie.
Me: Why?
Maymay: Why not? I'm seeing if there are any mistakes.
Me: um...hon? A transcript is the exact words from the movie. It will be word for word. That's what a transcript is. You're not going to find errors.
Maymay: You don't know that. There could be a mistake and I'm looking for them.
First let me give a huge thank you to the movie, We Bought a Zoo, for the line 'why not'. She uses it all the time. ALL the time. <sigh> Well, apparently she did a search for pitch perfect and found the transcript. It made perfect sense to her to read the movie as she watched it.
Of course it did.