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 I was thinking (and yes, I'm aware that is usually dangerous) what if huge sci-fi monsters suddenly showed up and attacked Philadelphia? I know most people would run screaming like a little girl. I honestly think I'd be the idiot taking pictures, posting to facebook, and saying it's awesome.
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You know the makeup artist is uber talented when he can turn a stunningly beautiful, and incredibly modest, girl into this....  You need to check out his website IMMEDIATELY. He is most certainly the most talented human on the face of the planet. http://www.anatomyfx.com/
 Guy in Wawa: Hey pretty mama. Let me get your digits.
Me: (Surrounded by way too many people when I just need coffee for the drive home). When you ask so eloquently, why not? Here ya go. 867-5309. My name is Jenny. I'm grateful my love of 80s music has helped me out of an awkward situation. Now if only my cool Milli Vanilli dance moves could come in handy...  You know that moment? That moment that changes everything. That moment that makes you catch your breath and bask in the happiness that you knew was coming your way. That moment that only sappy songs and romantic movies seem to actually capture, but deep in your heart you know you will someday get to experience. You know that moment?
Yeah.....me neither. Someone pass the ice cream.  I'm sitting at the red light and noticed a guy jogging by. As I started driving by him I realized he's wearing jeans. Look, I'm not overly judgmental, but if you're out running in jeans I'm gonna go ahead and assume you just participated in a felony.
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