
![]() Have you seen the commercial where the lady is petrified of the cockroach on her kitchen counter? She runs screaming from her kitchen and hires a Rambo wannabe to come in and exterminate the demon bugs. It got me thinking. (Yeah, I know, that's dangerous.) Anyway, after seriously thinking about it, I realized I'm actually not afraid of cockroaches. Nope. Not at all. It's the fear of his friends and family avenging his death that haunts me.
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3/16/2013 10:16:01 pm
In my younger, more ambitiously creative years.... I felt lead to take out the cockroaches in my place after having found one in my beloved morning coffee cup drinking MY coffee!!! That was the the tipping point for me after I had found those little suckers dancing on my counter top after I bought a pulsing sonic radar outlet taker upper. Marched myself over to Home DePot and purhased 7X the required amount of foggers required for the sq footage I had. As I was about to walk out the door after igniting 6 of them with water, I used coffee to ignite the final fog bomb just for spite. Amen.
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Head Stormtrooper in Charge
3/16/2013 11:13:55 pm
HAHAHHAHAHA......
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