
Ex...er...cise. Ex...ar....size. Eggs are sides...for bacon.
BACON.
You should now be under the spell of bacon. You should crave bacon so much that you will drive to the store, purchase bacon, go home and cook the bacon to a crisp perfection. To show off your pièce de résistance, feel free to invite me over to indulge in the bacon goodness.
You're welcome.