Why don't I get paid to make you laugh?

As I was sitting in yet another meeting, I realized how often something said in complete seriousness strikes me as completely funny.  The person speaking kept repeating the phrase, "let me put things into perspective for you", and then would continue trying to make whatever point they were attempting to have us understand.  Instead, all I was doing was trying hard to not raise my hand and show how I was able to help with putting things into perspective.  

Let me put things into perspective for you..... ..persp(things)ective.

I don't think this is quite what the speaker was trying to get me to do, but this is where my brain decided to camp out.  And now I'm sharing it with you.

Yeah, you're welcome.