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review: Ted 2

6/30/2015

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

I thought this movie was funny.I loved all the nerd references they made in it.I personally thought I would hate it and I didn't. My favorite part is the Law & Order scene where Ted makes up his own words. Although who would date or marry a teddy bear?That just seems insane.I liked Amanda Seyfried in it. She was funny. I like that her character had no idea about any of the nerdy things. I actually like Ted in this movie. Donny was really creepy but I liked he chose to wear a ninja turtle costume although it would have been better if he chose to be Donny and not Raph.It would have made more sense although I guess it would have given him away since they have the same name.I still like Mikey and Leo the best out of all four turtles.Ted is actually quite a funny bear.

5 stars

review:Little mermaid

6/21/2015

A mermaid princess makes a Faustian bargain with an unscrupulous sea-witch in order to meet a human prince on land.

This was my favorite Disney movie before Frozen and I still love it. I've always thought it would be cool to be a mermaid.Who wouldn't want to swim all over the world and see everything for free.Eric has always been my favorite prince.Way cuter than some of the others.I can't believe Triton was that harsh on her though.Ursula was creepy though.She is scary.Flotsam and Jetsam are even more creepy than Ursula.I love Sebastian and Flounder.They are funny and adorable. Scuttle is kind of annoying.I get Ursula wanted revenge on King Triton and all but why help someone with something when you are gonna sabotage it anyway?I mean it wouldn't be fun to live in the ocean all the time so I can see why Ariel wants to leave so badly but why can't there be a half and half.Water and land living.That would be cool.By the way a fork is not a brush.Don't use it as one.

5 stars

Review: Hercules

6/20/2015

The son of the Greek Gods Zeus and Hera is stripped of his immortality as an infant and must become a true hero in order to reclaim it.

I love this movie and Greek things.Although this is also not the real story of Hercules.Hera was not his mother.In fact she gave him the twelve labors to try to kill him.He was a demigod not a god and he had twelve labors for he was blamed for killing his wife Megra and his children.Hera made him go nuts.Hera was jealous and mad at Zeus and you can't kill a god.This movie is opposite of that though.Except they did show the lion and the boar and of course the hydra.The music is very catchy and I love the muses.The way they designed the gods were weird.I'm pretty sure Poseidon is not a fish man even though he is god of the seas.I like Pegasus too.Who wouldn't want a cool flying horse.Phil is a satyr and all but he looks more goat than human. Satyrs are supposed to be half and half. Pain and Panic are kind of great too.They are kind of funny.It's still a great movie and yes I do mean Hunkules.Also even though Megra works for Hades and all I still like her.

5 stars

review: max

6/19/2015

A dog that helped US Marines in Afghanistan returns to the U.S. and is adopted by his handler's family after suffering a traumatic experience.

Max is a cool dog and I wish my dog would listen like that.He did everything he was told and was great at following orders.I like Robbie Amell but his character was only in the movies for the beginning and then he was gone.Tyler was Kyle's friend and was a jerk and not nice at all.Why would someone let someone take home an aggressive dog that won't let anyone touch him?Yeah he was trained but he only listened to Kyle until Justin had help from Carmen.Every time they said Chuy's name I kept thinking Chewy the whole time.That dog must have had a lot of training for the movie because he could run fast.The acting wasn't the best.I liked that Justin sat with Max in the cage to calm him down.It was sweet.I'm sure the kids were tired of riding bikes when they were done with this.They rode them all over the place.Everywhere they went they were on a bike.Max is my favorite.

4 stars

review: enchanted

6/13/2015

A princess, who is prepared to be wed, is sent away to New York by an evil queen, where she falls in love with a lawyer.

I like this movie.I think its very cute.I like the story line too.The queen seems to similar to Snow White's evil queen.The poison apple and then Cinderella's shoe and the Sleeping Beauty's dragon bit in the movie.I like that she doesn't end up with Edward because her and Robert are a way better couple.I really like Pip though.He's a cute little chipmunk and brave. Although if fairy tale people really did come to our land through a sewer thing does it have to be New York?There are sewers everywhere.Wouldn't they go other places too?I like Idina Menzel.She is a really talented actress and singer and was good in this movie.Nathaniel was really strange.How did no one see the face in the liquids besides him?He was talking to soup and an alcoholic beverage. Weirdo.Morgan was my favorite though.She was cute and helpful.

5 stars

Review: Spy

6/12/2015

Susan Cooper is an unassuming, deskbound CIA analyst, and the unsung hero behind the Agency's most dangerous missions. But when her partner falls off the grid and another top agent is compromised, she volunteers to go deep undercover to infiltrate the world of a deadly arms dealer, and prevent a global crisis.

This movie was really good and there was a lot of action in it but I didn't find it funny.Melissa played a good spy and t was a good role for her.Jude Law was great to but a bit of a jerk.Susan was pretty smart for a spy who only sits at a desk in the office.Allison Janney's character Elaine seemed kind of grumpy to me and didn't like her although she is fantastic in West Wing.Although the double agent thing was predictable.I mean it's a spy movie there has to be a double agent right?I really didn't get the 50 cent scene either.Also does every spy thing have to be about blowing something up.Can't their be like a new plan to destroy something besides a bomb that needs to be defused.The top spies were obviously bad spies if the enemy knew who they were and what they looked like.No one is supposed to know who you are.

4 stars

Review: Inside Out

6/10/2015

Growing up can be a bumpy road, and it's no exception for Riley, who is uprooted from her Midwest life when her father starts a new job in San Francisco. Like all of us, Riley is guided by her emotions - Joy, Fear, Anger, Disgust and Sadness. The emotions live in Headquarters, the control center inside Riley's mind, where they help advise her through everyday life. As Riley and her emotions struggle to adjust to a new life in San Francisco, turmoil ensues in Headquarters. Although Joy, Riley's main and most important emotion, tries to keep things positive, the emotions conflict on how best to navigate a new city, house and school.

It was a very cute movie for kids. I kind of liked it. Joy was really joyful and Amy Poehler definitely got a good character for her. I did kind of feel bad for sadness because it was like the other emotions didn't trust her to do anything. I don't think that is what happens in our head anyway. Pixar has done better but I do like the short"Lava". It has a very catchy song. With Riley acting all strange I'm surprised the parent's didn't yell at her. It felt like they let her do whatever she wanted. That would not happen in real life. I kind of liked Bing Bong the imaginary friend he was funny looking. I liked Up and Toys Story way better though. It wasn't bad but it wasn't the best movie they've done. I did like the cat's emotions at the end. Very on point for a cat. They were also good with the dog's emotions but the cat was funny. It was and adventure for Joy and Sadness but it felt to based on only those two emotions.

3 1/2 stars

Review: Jurassic World

6/9/2015

Twenty-two years after the events of Jurassic Park, Isla Nublar now features a fully functioning dinosaur theme park, Jurassic World, as originally envisioned by John Hammond. After 10 years of operation and visitor rates declining, in order to fulfill a corporate mandate, a new attraction is created to re-spark visitor's interest, which backfires horribly.

DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!! You got to love a good dinosaur movie. They do need to close the park forever though or use only plant eaters. The new dinosaurs were cool but Blue the Velociraptor was my favorite. They are my favorite dinosaur too. I liked Gray, Zach and Owen. Owen was a pretty cool dude.He has some cool skills. The Mosasaurus (in the picture) was cool and so was the Indominus Rex. The connection to the original was good too. I liked how they did it. The park looked really cool and fun and the hamster ball ride seemed really cool. I would love to be close to a dinosaur as long as it doesn't eat me. I think the experience would be super cool. I'm not sure if I would be scared, excited or both to meet a dinosaur. Maybe the park should stick to the T- Rex and not an Indominus Rex. It was scary looking. I still like the first one but this one was good too. Also some things went BOOM!!! Not a lot though.

5 stars

Review: Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

6/3/2015

High schooler Greg, who spends most of his time making parodies of classic movies with his co-worker Earl, finds his outlook forever altered after befriending a classmate who has just been diagnosed with cancer.

This movie was good and kind of sad. I liked Thomas Mann as Greg. He was good. Matt Bennett wasn't great in this at all. He was supposed to be all tough and just wasn't good at it. Olivia Cooke was good. I liked her character Rachel. I really liked the movies Greg and Earl made.They were silly videos. I think it would be cool to makes someone happy like that though. To do something nice for a person while they are miserable and try to cheer them up.Putting a smile on someone's face is always a good thing and it makes them feel good.Good things come from doing good deeds. It was so sweet how he tried to keep her happy and how they became friends. The Wolverine scene was kind of funny though.

4 stars

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