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Review: Agent 47

8/20/2015

An assassin teams up with a woman to help her find her father and uncover the mysteries of her ancestry.

This movie was really good and had a lot of action.It had a lot of car chases,shoot outs and things that go Boom!!!There were some things I didn't like.I really hate the sound of phones breaking and the one scene where a man goes in a grinder or something.Rupert Friend was really good as 47.He really fit the character. Katia and 47 had some crazy skills.I would be afraid of them if they were real but her skills are cool. Zachary Quinto was good as a villain. He seemed liked a robot though.They went through all this trouble to find some doctor guy who built the agents.I couldn't figure out why they were so obsessed with it.Why did they want an Army of Agents.They never explained it and I kind of want to know.What happened to villains usually tell their plans to the good guys before getting defeated or something like that?

4 stars

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review: return to nim's island

8/15/2015

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Return to Nim's Island to see how things are going with Nim and her Father. One day they get a message that some people will be buying the island to build an attraction there, but Nim will not stand for it and comes up with some things to do to save what she calls home.

I like the first one with Abigail Breslin better but it wasn't terrible.I think it would be cool to live on an island with a lot of animal friends. Especially since you could watch the sun set on your own private beach on your own island. You would get to explore so much and you would be the only person to know about it. I think it would be wrong for the government to let someone take over someone else's island especially if someone is living there. I wouldn't want to share my private island either.I doubt someone could train animals to do all that in real life though.To train a whole island of different species to attack on command would be really hard.It would also take days to explore the whole island itself but the zip line idea is pretty cool.I would be playing with that all the time going back and forth. They also should of asked the people on the island before deciding hey we are just going to build here. They couldn't be that stupid in the first movie to not realize they were not alone on the island.

3 stars

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review: fantastic four

8/14/2015

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Four young outsiders teleport to an alternate and dangerous universe which alters their physical form in shocking ways. The four must learn to harness their new abilities and work together to save Earth from a former friend turned enemy.

The original is better than this one.None of it made sense to me.Chris Evans is a way better Human torch than Michael B. Jordan. I think all the original cast is better.The story line didn't feel right except the part where they get powers and stop Dr.Doom. I have to say Miles's better character is Peter from Divergent and Jamie Bell should go back to being a jumper. I was not fascinated by the movie or impressed with it. I think I know why they remade it but I kind of wish they didn't. It wasn't the worst movie in the world just not the best. They could have most definitely made the movie better of closer to the original.Dr.Doom was creepy and I thought it was a space mission malfunction not some other dimension thing that turned them into the superheroes. Sue being adopted got me the most confused but they did keep that her and Johnny were siblings in a way so I guess they did somethings right.

2 stars

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review: smurfs 2

8/2/2015

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The Smurfs team up with their human friends to rescue Smurfette, who has been kidnapped by Gargamel since she knows a secret spell that can turn the evil sorcerer's newest creation - creatures called the Naughties - into real Smurfs.

I was very unimpressed with this movie. I watched half and was already bored with it. I thought the smurfs would have been more exciting or something but they weren't. I do like Neil Patrick Harris and Blue was adorable. Gargamel is to obsessed with the Smurfs and it's actually pretty annoying how obsessed he really is.If he hates them so much then why is he trying to make more?Doesn't that ruin the point of getting rid of the Smurfs? Also the ending seems pretty predictable.My guess is they defeat Gargamel,save Smurfette and the naughties decide to become real Smurfs and they all live happily ever after.Then they all go back to Smurfville and throw a birthday party for Smurfette like they planned all along.Her getting into this mess in the first place was her fault because she ran off to the pond. I'm kind of hoping that they don't make another one because I don't think it's gonna be any good.

1 star

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Review: Descendants

8/1/2015

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A present-day idyllic kingdom where the benevolent teenage son of King Adam and Queen Belle offers a chance of redemption for the trouble making offspring of Disney's classic villains: Cruella De Vil (Carlos), Maleficent (Mal), the Evil Queen (Evie) and Jafar (Jay).

I thought this was a good Disney Channel movie.I thought the actors and actresses for the kids are good for their characters.My favorite characters were Mal,Evie,and Jay.I don't really understand why they went with purple and blue hair for Mall and Evie and I'm pretty sure the purple changed to a different shade of purple or red by the end. My favorite song in it is most definitely Rotten to the Core.It's very catchy and fun to listen too.I like that they chose Maleficent though.She is my favorite Disney villain out of all them. Although Hades is an extremely close second. I wonder what his kid would look like if he was apart of this story .I know it wouldn't work because he's a god and all but still.I'm curious to know what all the villain descendants would look like.There's Ursula,Hades,Dr.Facilier,Mother Gothel,Governor Ratcliffe, Hans,and I'm sure there is a lot more. Excpet Cinderella's step mother.I can just picture the two step sister from the movie on the Isle of the Lost and they would probably go crazy.Those kids went through so much trouble just to get a magic wand and it was all for nothing.

5 stars

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