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review: titanic

2/15/2013

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It is my favorite movie ever. I watch it all the time.

It was written and directed by James Cameron. This movie is a true story about the grandest ship in the world that is also a non true love story between Rose DeWitt Bukater and Jack Dawson. Jack and Rose were not real in 1912 which disappointed me because it was a good love story. Jack wins a ticket to Titanic by playing poker. On Titanic he meets Rose as she is about to jump off the boat. Now Rose is engaged to the biggest jerk ever Cal who has some gut follow her around everywhere. She spends a lot of time with Jack and Cal gets jealous. She has Jack draw a picture of her like one of his French girls. Naked. I dont like that she is naked.  She was planning to get off the ship with him when it docked but the ship hits an ice berg. Now the ice berg makes me angry because if they had gone straight into the ice berg they all would have lived just stuck in the middle of an ice field. But no they turned the boat and crashed. Also the Arizona crashed into an ice berg head on and didn't sink. You would think they would have read or watched the news. Cal frames Jack for stealing The Heart of the Ocean diamond and gets him arrested. The panic for the life boats start and Rose gets two shots to get one and both times she ruins it. The first time she missed it because she had to go save Jack and the second time she couldn't leave Jack so she jumped off the life boat back on to Titanic. You jump I jump. Now they are stuck on the ship until it finishes sinking. Now they are in the water on a plank that if she had helped him up on it and they shifted their weight to balance he would have lived to. Though when Jack dies she promises that she would never let go. LIAR. Yeah feeling the love between them. Then she steals a whistle from a dead guy and uses it to call over the only life boat that returns to save anyone who survived from that cold water. Carpathia finally comes to pick them up out of the water. Californian is was way closer more people would have live.Thanks Jack Phillips.  When the Carpathia workers ask her for her name she says her name is Rose Dawson.  Now it goes to today time and at the end the old lady Rose throws the necklace into the water and makes a little boop sound when she does. At the very end Rose dies in her sleep and marries Jack in heaven with all the people who died on Titanic attending the wedding. 

5 stars  plus extra stars because it is my favorite movie

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