Head stormtrooper in charge:
I'm a relativity normal single mom with an obsession for Star Wars, 80s movies, roller coasters, NASA, and ice cream. I speak fluent sarcasm and fight autism like a superhero.
Drama queen (dq):
DQ is a stunningly beautiful pain in my ass. She is my eldest child, and is hellbent on seeing me in a mental institute before I'm 50. She is also an extremely talented actress that you will someday beg for an autograph.
Maymay is my special, special child. She's autistic with a HUGE anxiety issue, has seizures that scare me more than any horror movie ever could, and a brain tumor. She is also the sweetest, most innocent and clueless soul I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. Maymay is OBSESSED with all things Titanic, and that includes the movie. She is also my roller coaster junkie! Maymay is also the queen of movie reviews. It started as a way to get her to start writing and speaking, now it's her favorite thing to do! Please check out her movie review page.
Berry is Maymay's berry best friend. Yup, her joke. Anyway, Berry has been with us for YEARS. The bear goes EVERYWHERE we go, and I do mean everywhere! Berry is NOT a toy. She is a way Maymay calms herself and feels more comfortable in public.
Dallas is a big ole dumb dog. He weighs 150 pounds and stands 6'3 when up on his hind legs. Did I mention he thinks he's a lap dog? He has become one hell of a terrific seizure dog and rarely leaves Maymays side.
Yes, the cat's name is actually Kitty. He is far from a "normal" cat, but why would anything normal live in our home? Kitty likes to follow Maymay around the house, and meow LOUDLY if he's ignored for more than a minute. Yeah...that's fun.